Bernard Hughes' Christmas Songs
The Twelve Days of Real Wrestling Christmas
On the first day of Christmas the big man said to me
I want Les Kellett as referee.
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On the second day of Christmas the big man said to me
Two times Abdul has been praying
And Kellett continues as referee
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On the third day of Christmas the big man said to me
Three home favourites really straying
Two times Abdul has been praying
And I want no other referee.
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On the fourth day of Christmas the big man said to me
Four champions questioning their calling
Three home favourites really straying
Two times Abdul has been praying
And Kellett is the best you see
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On the fifth day of Christmas the big man said to me
Five real make-weights that are falling
Four champions questioning their calling
Three home favourites really straying
Two times Abdul has been praying
And Kellett is the one for me
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On the sixth day of Christmas the big man said to me
Six times beaten Pye's doing the shouting
Five real make-weights that are falling
Four champions questioning their calling
Three home favourites really straying
Two times Abdul has been praying
And Kellett was the referee.
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On the seventh day of Christmas the big man said to me
Seven wrestlers my reputation doubting
Six times beaten Pye's doing the shouting
Five real make-weights that are falling
Four champions questioning their calling
Three home favourites really straying
Two times Abdul has been praying
And Kellett just pleases me.
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On the eighth day of Christmas the big man said to me
Eight villains I look forward to meeting
Seven wrestlers my reputation doubting
Six times beaten Pye's doing the shouting
Five real make-weights that are falling
Four champions questioning their calling
Three home favourites really straying
Two times Abdul has been praying
And Kellett will not disqualify me.
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On the ninth day of Christmas the big man said to me
Nine foreign men I've been beating
Eight villains I look forward to meeting
Seven wrestlers my reputation doubting
Six times beaten Pye's doing the shouting
Five real make-weights that are falling
Four champions questioning their calling
Three home favourites really straying
Two times Abdul has been praying
And Kellett can count you see
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On the tenth day of Christmas the big man said to me
Ten audiences heard loudly sighing
Nine foreign men I've been beating
Eight villains I look forward to meeting
Seven wrestlers my reputation doubting
Six times beaten Pye's doing the shouting
Five real make-weights that are falling
Four champions questioning their calling
Three home favourites really straying
Two times Abdul has been praying
And Kellett is my sort of referee.
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On the eleventh day of Christmas the big man said to me
Eleven top men have been sent home crying
Ten audiences heard loudly sighing
Nine foreign men I've been beating
Eight villains I look forward to meeting
Seven wrestlers my reputation doubting
Six times beaten Pye's doing the shouting
Five real make-weights that are falling
Four champions questioning their calling
Three home favourites really straying
Two times Abdul has been praying
And Kellett is the top referee.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas the big man said to me
Twelve months gone and I've been flying
Eleven top men have been sent home crying
Ten audiences heard loudly sighing
Nine foreign men I've been beating
Eight villains I look forward to meeting
Seven wrestlers my reputation doubting
Six times beaten Pye's doing the shouting
Five real make-weights that are falling
Four champions questioning their calling
Three home favourites really straying
Two times Abdul has been praying
ALL BECAUSE MORRELL WORKS FOR ME !!