Chris Newman's Christmas Songs Page 1
Away in a Wrestling Manger
It's Now or Wrestling Songbook Never
(chorus)
Its Now Or Never - Go For It Tonight
Come Hack & John Shelvey
A Christmas Song To Write
After Xmas - May Be Too Late
Its Now Or Never – We Just Cant Wait.
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(verse)
WH First Joined – And I Got To Know Yuh
It Lifted My Spirits - That Wrestling Nostalgia
We Could Spend A Lifetime
All That Reading & Write Time
For Who Knows When - Wrestling Comes Back Again - This Way?
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(chorus)
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Let Hack & John - Give Us A Tune
Before Crimbo’s Over
An End That Comes Real Soon
Get With It .... Add To Our Book
Or Hide Behind The Tree - Where You’re Off The Hook
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(verse)
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It Doesn’t Matter - If You Dont Want Your - Say
I Still Have High Hopes - You’ll Write A Song One Day
With Melody And Musical Scores - You’ll Be Breaking Down New Doors
You’ll Wonder Why - You Never Did it - Be-fore
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(Final Chorus)
Now And Together - This Christmas Rhyme
The Real Ale’s Flowing - As The Bells Do Chime
Its Either A Quiet Time - Or Packing Dance Floors
“ A HAPPY CHRISTMAS !”
THE BEST TO YOU ...... AND YOURS !!
Mary's Wrestling Boy Child/Oh My Lord
Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Come Ye To The Wrestling
At Croydon Or St James’s
Or Down The Albert Hall
Come & Behold Them
Born The Kings Of Grappling
(Chorus)
Oh Come Let Us Adore Them
Come Let Us Adore Them
Oh Come Let Us Adore Them ....
Topham’s A Lord
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(Verse 2)
Angels The Whitest
Alfie Hayes & L’Ange Blanc
Adored Undefeated
’Til ‘Death’ En-ters The Room
Black Hood & Nerve Hold
Doctor Death Created
(Chorus)
Oh Come Let Us Abhor Him
Come Let Us Abhor Him
Oh Come Let Us Abhor Him
Lincoln’s Dark Lord
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(Verse 3)
Cortez’s & Royals
Speed Of Light In Tag Team
So Were The Liverpool Lads
And Those Super-Flys
Barons & Jet-Set
Dont Forget Pallo & Colbeck
(Chorus)
Those Tag Teamers
Full Of High Hopes
As Partners Grabbed Those Tag Ropes
How Did Those Refs Ev-er C-o-p-e
Except - Max Ward
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(Verse 4)
Then There Were Light Weights
Dont Dismiss As Slight Weights
Scientific & Clever – In The Wrestling Ring
Johnny Saint & Steve Grey, Jimmy Breaks & Boskic
(Chorus)
Oh Come Let Us Adore Them
And Cheer Them On To Glory Then
George Kidd Is Gonna Win Again
For He’s The Lightweight Lord
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(Verse 5)
A Hard Nut From New Cross
Name Of Mick McManus
Happened There Upon Us
On Telly One Fine Day
One Thing Though He Did Fear
If Someone Touched His ‘Caulie’ Ear
(Chorus)
The Blood There Was Congealing
Never Fully Healing
One Tweak Sent Him Appealing
“No Not The Ears”
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(Verse 6)
The Samurai - Nagasaki
Punters Flocked To See Him
Peering Through His Kendo Mask
Bearing A Sword
Sinister Yet Brilliant - A Wrestling Devil Created
(Chorus)
The Fans Still Go To Meet
Seeing Naggers At His Retreat
For Lofty & Paul - It Couldn’t Be Beat
... Kendo’s A Lord
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(Verse 7a)
A Bright Star Then Shone Out
Across The Eastern Night Sky
3 Wise Fans They Followed It
Although They Knew Not Why
And When - They Got There
2 Wrestlers Were In A Stable
(Chorus)
Cornelius & The Zebra Kid
Smashing & Crashing - Round A Crib
A New Born Child Was Staying Hid
As Wrestling Took The Floor
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(Verse 7b)
Messiah - Was Fated
Through Wrestling Unabated
Submission Extra-cated
As Joe Took The Sting -
A Move That Otherwise Might Have Come
Was Dubious Use Of Dazzler’s Thumb
(Chorus)
That Night There Was No Sign
Joes Thumb - Zebra's Behind
No Further I Will - Go
Not On This Family Show
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(Verse 8)
They’ll Not Come Back Ye Faithful
Though Wrestling Was Our Loyal Friend
We Clapped And Booed And Cheered Again
As We Watched Them All
Wrestling Titles – Prized
In Front of Our Very E-y-e-s
(Chorus)
We Went And We Adored Them
Never Ever Bored With Them
We’d Follow Them Until The End
When Wrestling Was Lord
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(Last Verse - With Gusto):-
Sing Choirs Of Punters
Sing In Exultation
Sing All Ye Heritagers
Oh H-e-a-v-e-n-s Above !
Sing The WH Songbook
Some Of Us Have Created
(Chorus)
Come Sing With Us - You Know You Should
Enjoy Your Beer And Christmas Pud
Maybe Some Wine Straight From The Wood ....
Christmas Is Lord !
The Twelve Wrestling Days of Christmas
On The First Day Of Christmas - a Punter said to me
A Gutteridge known as T.V.
On The Second day Of Christmas a Punter said to me
2 Royal Bruvs
And A Gutteridge known as T.V.
On The Third day Of Christmas a Punter said to me
3 Wrestling Friends, 2 Royal Bruvs
And a Gutteridge known as T.V.
On The Fourth Day Of Christmas a Punter said to me
4 Walton Words, 3 Wrestling Friends, 2 Royal Bruvs
And a Gutteridge known as T.V.
On The Fifth day of Christmas a Punter said to me ....
(chorus) ..... FIVE WRESTLING RINGS !!!!!
4 Walton Words, 3 Wrestling Friends, 2 Royal Bruvs,
And a Gutteridge known as T.V.
On the Sixth Day Of Christmas - a Punter said to me
6 Grapplers Stretching ...
... in “FIVE WRESTLNG RINGS”
4 Walton Words, 3 Wrestling Friends, 2 Royal Bruvs
And a Gutteridge known as T.V.
On the Seventh Day Of Christmas a Punter said to me - 7 Murphy
Skulkings, 6 Grapplers Stretching ...
... in “FIVE WRESTLING RINGS”
4 Walton Words, 3 Wrestling Friends, 2 Royal Bruvs
And a Gutteridge known as T.V.
On the eighth Day Of Christmas a Punter said to me
8 Break’s Sulkings, 7 Murphy Skulkings, 6 Grapplers Stretching
in ... “ FIVE WRESTLING RINGS”
4 Walton Words, 3 Wrestling Friends, 2 Royal Bruvs
And a Gutteridge known as T.V.
On the Ninth Day Of Christmas a Punter said to me
9 Rikki Prancings, 8 Breaks’s Sulkings, 7 Murphy Skulkings,
6 Grapplers Stretching -
... in “FIVE WRESTLING RINGS”
4 Walton Words, 3 Wrestling Friends, 2 Royal Bruvs,
And a Gutteridge Known as T.V.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas a Punter said to me
10 Lightweights Leaping, 9 Rikki Prancings, 8 Break’s Sulkings,
7 Murphy Skulkings, 6 Grapplers Stretching,
... in “FIVE WRESTLING RINGS”
4 Walton Words, 3 Wrestling Friends, 2 Royal Bruvs,
And A Gutteridge known as T.V.
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas a Punter said to me
11 of Mick’s Mumblings, 10 Lightweights Leaping,
9 Rikki Prancings, 8 Break’s Sulkings, 7 Murphy Skulkings,
6 Grapplers Stretching ... in “FIVE WRESTLING RINGS”
4 Walton Words, 3 Wrestling Friends, 2 Royal Bruvs
And A Gutteridge known as T.V.
On the Twelfth Day Of Christmas a Punter said to me
12 Heavyweights Rumbling, 11 of Mick’s Mumblings
10 Lightweights Leaping, 9 Rikki Prancings, 8 Break’s
Sulkings, 7 Murphy Skulkings, 6 Grapplers Stretching,
... in “FIVE WRESTLING RINGS”
4 Walton Words, 3 Wrestling Friends, 2 Royal Bruvs
AND A G-U-T-T-E-R-I-D-G-E KNOWN AS T.V.