

The Magmans Christmas Songs

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Wrestling
It’s beginning to look a lot like wrestling
every hall you go
the posters are in the shops, the tickets are on their way
Dare we miss it, no no no!
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It’s beginning to look a lot like wrestling
Submissions and falls to see
But by the prettiest sight to see
is the one we call Sammy Lee
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Lots of kicks and the odd wrestler that shoots
that lies in store for every wrestling fan
villains to boo and heroes to cheer
is what we will be looking forward to
and all of us can’t wait to see the wrestling to start again
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It’s beginning to look a lot like wrestling
every hall we go
There’s Big Daddy in the main event and Kendo is on as well
and Catweazle will make us all go ho ho ho
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It’s beginning to look a lot like wrestling
Soon the bouts will start
and the prettiest sight to see
is the joy they all put in our heart
Sure it’s wrestling once more.
While we were sat around the set
All watching ITV
Greg Dyke said from his lofty perch
That we must let it be.
Although I was but just a lad
Born in the year of 68
I quickly knew what I would like
My 4pm Saturday date.
With Kent sitting by the ring
With cigarettes in his hands
I longed to hear his dulcet tones
Say "Greetings, grappling fans"
I grew up with Mick and Steve
And The Royal Brothers too
Stevie Grey and Johnny Saint
To name but a few.
The Mighty Stax and Bomber Pat
Finlay and Skull Murphy
All put me in that happy place
I really wanted to be
And so I became a semi pro
Working on the holiday camps
I never saw my name in lights
There were no glittering lamps
But the one thing I would love to say
Whilst turning the other cheek
Is for all of you to have a good
Week until next week