Dancin' Around the Wrestling Ring
(Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree)
Dancin' around the wrestling ring
Ade is stinging like a bee
Feathers and boas everywhere
He's our fairy on the tree.
Dancin' around the wrestling ring
Saved from mining like his dad
One day eating some humble pie
With grudging admiration of his lad
You will get a jolly feeling
Ada's in the ring
How we love to boo, jeer and hiss
As leaping Ada plants a kiss
Dancin' around like the queen bee
Working punters to a frenzy
We are jeering crazily
Admiring Ade's energy
You will get a jolly feeling
Ada's on the show
Tormenting us with dirty deeds
Glitter, sequins, feathers and beads
Dancin', prancing and frolicking
So much heat he did create
Thank you Ade for the fun you gave
Remembered as a true great.
Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Ada Strutting like a Queen Bee.
On the second day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Two Royal Bruvs
And Ada Strutting like a Queen Bee.
On the third day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Three counts of ten
Two Royal Bruvs
And Ada Strutting like a Queen Bee.
On the fourth day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Four bovver birds,
Three counts of ten
Two Royal Bruvs
And Ada Strutting like a Queen Bee.
On the fifth day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Five chicken wings,
Four bovver birds,
Three counts of ten
Two Royal Bruvs
And Ada Strutting like a Queen Bee..
On the sixth day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Six masked men slaying
Five chicken wings,
Four bovver birds,
Three counts of ten
Two Royal Bruvs
And Ada strutting like a Queen Bee
On the seventh day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Seven ways of winning
Six masked men slaying
Five chicken wings,
Four bovver birds,
Three counts of ten
Two Royal Bruvs
And Ada strutting like a Queen Bee
On the eighth day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Eight rounds and wilting
Seven ways of winning
Six masked men slaying
Five chicken wings,
Four bovver birds,
Three counts of ten
Two Royal Bruvs
And Ada strutting like a Queen Bee
On the ninth day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Nine Ricky's dancing
Eight rounds and wilting
Seven ways of winning
Six masked men slaying
Five chicken wings,
Four bovver birds,
Three counts of ten
Two Royal Bruvs
And Ada strutting like a Queen Bee
On the tenth day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Ten Jim Breaks weeping
Nine Ricky's dancing
Eight rounds and wilting
Seven ways of winning
Six masked men slaying
Five chicken wings,
Four bovver birds,
Three counts of ten
Two Royal Bruvs
And Ada strutting like a Queen Bee
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Eleven pipers piping
Ten Jim Breaks weeping
Nine Ricky's dancing
Eight rounds and wilting
Seven ways of winning
Six masked men slaying
Five chicken wings,
Four bovver birds,
Three counts of ten
Two Royal Bruvs
And Ada strutting like a Queen Bee
On the twelth day of Christmas
Heritage gave to me
Twelve Daddy's unbecoming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten Jim Breaks weeping
Nine Ricky's dancing
Eight rounds and wilting
Seven ways of winning
Six masked men slaying
Five chicken wings,
Four bovver birds,
Three counts of ten
Two Royal Bruvs
And Ada strutting like a Queen Bee
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Trixie's Boy Child
(With help from Harry Belafonte)
Long time ago in Highbury
The Wrestler mag did say
Trixies boy child, baby Jack
Was born and called JJ
Hark now hear the cash bells ring
A star was born today
Dad and son tagged every night
Oh how they loved JJ
Seconds out, the bell does ring
Listen what fans say
That Jack will last a few more years
Because of young JJ
While punters watched JJ and dad
They hailed a bright new star
Even cheering old man Jack
Which really was bizarre
Said Old Jack and wife Trixie
“He's a chip off the old block”
Trained by his dad
To fly and die and deftly take a knock
Hark now hear the cash bells ring
See Jack swagger and sway
Less than a pound ringside view
Punters loved young JJ
Hark now hear the cash bells ring
There was no more foul play
Dad & Son played by the rules
Punters loved young JJ
By and by they met their match
At the Royal Albert Hall
That man Logan and Niggly Mick
Caused little Jack’s downfall
Long time ago in Highbury
The Wrestler mag did say
Trixies boy child, baby Jack
Was born and called JJ
Hark now hear the cash bells ring
This was no fatal blow
JJ would live for evermore
Because he was Pallo.
Seconds out, the bell does ring
Listen what fans say
That Jack will last a few more years
Because of young JJ
Greetings Heritage Wrestling Fans
(To the tune of god rest ye merry gentlemen)
Greetings Heritage wrestling fans
Another year has gone
Sharing wrestling’s golden days
Thanks to Bernard, Hack and Ron
Forget the year’s reality
With Covid gone awry
Oh thank you to Anglo and Hack
Anglo and Hack
Oh thank you to Anglo and Hack
Phil Kenyon, Dave Sutherland
B Kendo they’re so wise
Belts from Ruslan plentiful
James Morton’s French surprise
Frank the voice of common sense
Once really took the hump
A warning from Anglo and Hack
Anglo and Hack
A warning from Anglo and Hack
In Romeo a genius
With topics smart and new
Main Mask posters shared galore
Graham’s tales nearing blue
Bill Smith will expose his thoughts
Of Daddy takes a swipe
Thank goodness for Anglo and Hack
Anglo and Hack
Thank goodness for Anglo and Hack
Come on guys said our Bernard
The forum will remain
But use it or lose it
Or my words are in vain
One and all heard the call to arms
John, SaxonWolf, Peter
A blessing for Anglo and Hack
Anglo and Hack
A blessing for Anglo and Hack
Celebrate all the Forumites
That never do dismay
Powerlock, Tom, and Eddie Rose
And Aussie John Shelvey
To save us from something dire
When Matey goes astray
God help Anglo and Hack
Anglo and Hack
God help Anglo and Hack
Yet more bring jolly merriment
All modest, no one boss
Remember our friends Nessie
Bawden, James, and Ballymoss
MadMac, Dave Mantell, WilliamR
And those who’ve gone away
Great Christmas and happy new year
Happy New Year
Great Christmas and happy new year