Good King Kendo lost the bout

Facing the real Naggers

Called the masked impostor out

Looked at him with daggers

Beat King Kendo every night

Each night so ill treated

Sent the poor bloke home in fright

Easily defeated

 

Then we had the Daddy show

Feuding with all comers

Were they good style matches no

They were mostly bummers

Many grapplers came and went

And there hopes went crashing

Their loss they would sure resent

To a Daddy splashing

 

Mick Mcmanus was the heel

Who was so resented

But he had TV appeal

When he was presented

Wildly cried the crowd each night

Howls of much derision

When Mcmanus won the fight

Gaining the decision

 

Jim Breaks was a tough old lad

From the Yorkshire school

His behaviour was quite bad

Often lost his cool

Had some feuds with Saint and Grey

Argued when was bested

Disallow their falls he d say

Referees were tested

 

Kellet he was such a clown

Always had us smiling

Got all his opponents down

He was so beguiling

In a classic TV bout

Leon Arras fought him

Kellet won without a doubt

Arras chances we so slim

 

Those are few of grappling men

Who gained our attention

Royal, Faulkner and King Ben

Many more must mention

Banger Walsh and Finlay Too

Jones and Skull and Haystacks

All these names do make me blue

Wishing we could have them back