Yorkies' Christmas Songs
A Wrestling Christmas
(Sung to the Shaking Stevens Christmas hit Merry Christmas Everyone)
Passed wrestlers
(To the tune of We Three Kings)
King Kong Kirk from Feaaaa- therstone
Frightened punters with a scowl
He was fantastic such a showman
Oh for him to be here
Stars that passed from times gone by
Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy
Pat Roach Mighty Quinn are
wrestling in heaven tonight
Now we're moving at some speed
Les Kellett and Steeeeve Logan
Mick Mcmanus Count Bartelli
Oh to watch them now
Stars that passed from times gone by
Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy
Pat Roach Mighty Quinn are
wrestling in heaven tonight.
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The fans are queuing outside the hall.
Waiting for their heroes to perform
It's getting noisy
now the doors are opening
Oh it's become a free for all.
The wrestlers are behind the curtain.
Getting nervous it's nearly time.
The MC has the mike.
now he welcomes all and sundry.
It's a great sight in the hall.
The first wrestlers are in the ring now.
All the cheers and boos fade away.
The bell rings
now both men get to go at it,
Oh the refs got in the way.
We've had the first bout what a belter.
All the wrestlers must do the same.
Here's a baddie
he gets abuse thrown at him
Now the hero saves the day.
What a Christmas to have wrestling
with the year we've all just had.
So Merry Christmas
To all our fans and wrestlers
Let's have a Happy New Year.
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